Listgasm

1. Make your bedroom a haven for sleep.
2. Become a creature of habit.
3. Reserve your bed just for sleeping and sex.
4. Tame your tummy.
5. Watch the caffeine.

1. My odds of being hired for a job, when competing against female applicants, are probably skewed in my favor.
2. I can be confident that my co-workers won’t think I got my job because of my sex - even though that might be true.
3. If I am never promoted, it’s not because of my sex.
4. If I fail in my job or career, I can feel sure this won’t be seen as a black mark against my entire sex’s capabilities.
5. I am far less likely to face sexual harassment at work than my female co-workers are.

1. I have a much lower chance of being murdered than a man.
2. I have a much lower chance of being driven to successfully commit suicide than a man.
3. I have a lower chance of being a victim of a violent assault than a man.
4. I have probably been taught that it is acceptable to cry.
5. I will probably live longer than the average man.

1. Seeing others not pulling their weight.
2. Managers changing their minds about what they want doing.
3. Lack of support from managers.
4. Pressure from managers.
5. Feeling put-upon by managers.
6. Interruptions by colleagues.
7. Interruptions by managers.
8. Managers who bully.
9. Lack of support from colleagues.
10. Co-workers who bully.

7. Das Uberboy
6. Captain Sonar
5. Mister Eat Everything
4. MONKFORCE!
3. Jet-Man
2. Zamora the Torture King
1. The Godhand

Mike Tyson & Robin Givens - 1 year (1988-89)
Alyssa Milano & Cinjun Tate - 10 months (1999)
Shannen Doherty & Rick Salomon - 9 months (2002)
Travis Barker & Melissa Kennedy - 9 months (2001-02)
Jim Carrey & Lauren Holly - 9 months (1996-97)
Jennifer Lopez & Cris Judd - 8 months (2001-02)
Axl Rose & Erin Everly - 7 months (1990-91)